You are blindfolded, being spun around in a room full of laughing people. In your hand is a cutout of a fish. Someone is reading a dirty limerick. You search aimlessly for a spot on the wall. As you hunt for the target the cumulative effects of alcohol, your spins, and the laughter take its toll. You are lost. People are laughing and cheering making you believe you are about to trip and fall. You finally reach the wall, stick the trouser trout to the first surface you touch and remove the blindfold. Victory. It was a perfect crotch-shot. You have just won the game of Pin the Macho on the Man!

Pin the Macho on the Man is a must have if you are looking for a great hens night party games. People ask us all of the time “What should I buy?” and we always answer “Pin the Macho on the Man.”

The game includes the Macho Man Poster (24 x 36 inches) and 25 units to pin. That means that up to 25 people can each have their own, different penis to pin up.

15 of the units have a dirty poem on the back. Before their turn the player must read her poem before she tries to pin the macho on the man. The other 10 units do not. If you want, you can force these people to make up a poem.

Each of the units is shaped like a hot dog, trout, barber poles, snake and all sorts of tubes, poles, and sticks. They are cute without being graphic and they are fun to use. The Macho Man himself is cute but he is no Brad Pitt.

You will have to supply your own tape and blindfold. You have those lying around your home don’t you?